Uus Laine üritused

Kaisa Ling ja Rene Paul kutsuvad veetma õhtut, kus kohtuvad muusika, jutud elust ja olust ning paras ports palagani.
Kaisa: “Kas me ütleme rahvale ära ka, mis kontserdil toimub?”Rene: “Peaks vist.”Kaisa: “No… sina mängid klaverit.”Rene: “Kindlasti. Vahepeal isegi laulan”Kaisa: “Mina laulan ka.”Rene: “Loodetavasti.”
Enam-vähem nii see käibki! Laval kõlavad lood Kaisa Ling Thingi plaatidelt, sekka mõned pärlid sahtlipõhjast. Kaasa võetakse klaver, mikrofonid ja säravad kostüümid.
Kaisa: Mina laulan sellest, millest vahel rääkida ei julge. Nii saame kõik need tabud puhtaks kloppida.Rene: Mina mängin klaverit nii, nagu mul oleks sellega vana kana kitkuda.
See ei ole kontsert, kus peab vaikselt sirge seljaga istuma ja õigel hetkel viisakalt plaksutama. Naerda võib. Kaasa noogutada võib. Kaasa laulda võib. Vahel võib isegi natuke heldida.
Kaisa Ling on Eestimaa parim (olgugi et ainus) palaganibluusimutt. Terav huumor, manitsemine ja nöök käivad temas käsikäes maailmavaluga.
Rene Paul on pianist ja koomik, kes astub lavale teadmisega, et kui klaver ei suitse ja rahvas ei naera, pole õhtu veel alanud. Kui mürgel ja muusikaline vigurdamin​e hetkeks vaibuvad, paljastub Rene bluusimehe hing, mis ka kõige kõvemad mehed hardusest ohkama paneb.
Mis täpselt sellel õhtul juhtuma hakkab, ei tea nad päris täpselt isegi. Ja just sellepärast tasubki kohale tulla ja ise seda kogeda!
Kaisa: "Kas nüüd sai kõik öeldud?"Rene: "Ma arvan küll."Kaisa: "Hea küll, ülejäänu räägime laval."
Laval: Kaisa Ling & Rene PaulUksed avatakse 18:30Algus 19:00Kestab orienteeruvalt 2h (koos vaheajaga)Piletid müügil Fientas ja kaisaling.ee
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Toome pimedatesse öödesse valgust ja rõõmu! PÖÖRA toob teieni soojust ja rütmi – tulge ja liituge meiega!
„Macondo“ on väljamõeldud linn Gabriel García Márqueze romaanis „Sada aastat üksildust“ – maagiline, nostalgiline ja kultuuririkas paik, mille juured ulatuvad sügavale Ladina-Ameerika ajalukku ja rahvapärimusse.
Charlie ehk Macondo Brown (CO) on esinenud baarides, klubides ja festivalidel nii Eestis, Soomes, Poolas kui ka Kagu-Aasias ja Ladina-Ameerikas. Tema muusikavalikus kõlavad kaasahaarav afrokariibi disko ja funk, aga ka cumbia – rütm, mis sündis Colombia Kariibi mere rannikul, kus kohtusid Aafrika, põlisrahvaste ja Hispaania kultuurid.
Macondo Brown (CO)
Inst. @macondo.brown
https://on.soundcloud.com/pc9aJrdRCwN9iCPFEr
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Sissepääs on tasuta.

Mitte eriti pruunid mehed esitamas hallis sügiskaamoses sügavalt tumepruune hitte.

ANS. ANDUR JA OUU - SEE ON ERITI PRUUN SÜGISTUUR!

Aga ärge tulge ainult kontserdile. Palun, tulge juba varem vaatama, kuidas me tassime tülpimusega raskeid võimendeid, teeme vihma käes üksiku filtrita suitsu ja keskpärase õlle ning mõtleme, et “nahui seda kõike vaja on üldse.”
Liitu meiega juba soundcheckis, kus saadame oma kauaste bändiliikmete suunas passiiv-agressiivseid pilke ja sajatusi, et siis hiljem nendega riidekapisuuruses kleepuvas backstage’is üksteise pilke vältida ja enne lavale minekut kogemata liiga purju jääda. JA KÕIK SEE OMA VABAST TAHTEST! Ans. Andur. Ouu. Tule ja masendume koos!

Night Flies on heatuju rokkbänd Tallinnast, kes viib kuulaja sujuvale ja kõrgelennulisele teekonnale läbi rock'n'rolli taeva. Alates õhkutõusust 2022. aastal on bänd välja andnud LP, EP ja hulgaliselt singleid, mis säravad nagu linnatuled öötaevas. Bändi muusika on kui soe suveöö, mil aeg justkui seisab ning homsed mured puuduvad. Mil õhk on paks kuumusest, naerust ja vabadusest. See on avatud akende, helkivate tänavalaternate ja ärkvel südamete rütm.

Friday, 20th November
Laine Klubiöö: TAPES
MUSIC, VIBES AND BASS PROVIDED BY DJ TAPES ALL NIGHT LONG AT UUS LAINE. EXPECT THE BEST OLD SKOOL CUTS OF DUB, DISCO, LO-FI HOUSE & TECHNO (MAYBE!?)
Originally hailing from South London, Tapes made his debut release on esteemed 8-bit digital reggae label Jahtari in 2009 with the “Hissing Theatricals” EP. In the 15 years since, a wide variety of releases continued on a host of acclaimed labels: Soon after, a spate of releases and appearances continued on labels such as Honest Jons, Sextags, Astro:dynamics, Meeuw Musak, Porridge Bullet, EM Records, Research Records, Good Morning Tapes and Cav Empt. He has also toured as a DJ and Live performer extensively world wide and hosts regular “all night long” sessions in Tallinn, where he now resides.
Recently, and in cellebration of the labels 20th anniversary, Tapes returned to Jahtari with “Photos of my Frog EP“. The records four amphibious instrumental scorchers with two accompanying 8-bit versions have become the bed-rock of his current live sets, mixing these up with other unreleased dubplate versions of Tapes tunes new and old.
Tapes is a musician who continues to follow his own eccentric compass – guided by tape hiss, digital ghosts, and an unshakable fascination with the small, strange beauties of the everyday.

Belgrado, who emerged from the underground DIY scene from Barcelona, channels the spectral energy of 1980s European post-punk with a uniquely modern flair. Their music dances between the ethereal and tangible; echoing dreams set to rhythm. Since 2010, they have continuously brought their brilliance to the table, with four albums and global tours under their belt.
This multicultural collective brings together sun-kissed Venezuelans, a storyteller from Poland, and a Brit with rain-soaked memories. Together in the heart of Catalonia, their cultural symphony combines stark post-Soviet façades with vibrant Caribbean pulses.
Visually, Belgrado pays tribute to Dadaism, Constructivism, Suprematism, and the minimalist ethos of the Bauhaus School.
Belgrado's melodies are a harmonious interplay of guitar and bass with synthesizers, with vocals deeply rooted in haunting Polish nuances. Their lyrics depict a dystopian world, blurred lines between real and imagined. A poetic optimism cuts through their melancholic sound; a light in the darkness. From their 2011 debut to their transformative "Siglo XXI" in 2013, Belgrado’s sound evolved extensively. Their 2016 album, "Obraz”, mixed psychedelia and dub with their signature post-punk panache. By 2023’s "Intra Apogeum”, Belgrado introduced a new electronic dimension to their sound, yet kept their authentic essence. This transformation was accompanied by tours across the globe, casting Belgrado in the limelight of their genre's vanguard.

A Question of Music is a lively, competitive music quiz, fresh off the boat with some serious curveballs for all you quizheads.
Welcome to the THIRD edition of a fresh new quiz. Hosted by our very own Luke Teetsov-Faulkner!
Register yourself here https://forms.gle/w2ndNdHsE5Q8Yfc38
PRIZES:
- Bar tab for the winning team
- Prizes for round winners
Rules/Cost:
3€ per person -or- 15€ per team [CASH]
Teams of 1-6 people
DOORS: 18:00
Quiz Start: 19:00
Teams shall go head-to-head across a series of rounds designed to test their knowledge, memory and musical instincts. From legendary artists and iconic songs to albums, instruments, lyrics, musical history and surprising connections, every question offers a chance to score — and a chance to steal the glory.
Fast-paced, nostalgic and full of friendly rivalry, A Question of Music is a celebration of everything from chart-toppers to cult classics. Whether you're a lifelong music obsessive or simply someone who knows their Beatles from their Stones, there's something for everyone

Salve Tropa!!!
Last time Yungï had some issues with the immigration officers, he is now back and fighting for his rights!!
Let's stand together and enjoy a proper and authentic Baile Funk at Uus Laine while we can!
Expect Brazilian Funk, Mega House, Funk Eletrônico, and Baile edits.
Backing me up on the decks is my right jog wheel, El Kajakas from Guatemala! and shbxsz from India.
Been to a Baile do Lainão before? You know the energy. First time? Bring your crew and come experience it for yourself!
Date: November 27th
Start: 22:00
Featuring: DJ Yungï (BRA) • El Kajakas (GUA) * shbxsz (IND)
Location: Uus Laine, Tallinn
FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT!

Friday, 04. December
Laine Klubiöö: adobeprincess (US)
adobeprincess is an NYC-based DJ whose sets are patient and emotionally driven, shaped by rhythmic interplay and a subtly twisted yet sensual sound palette. Moving between dubby minimal techno, chugging rhythms, sparkling breaks, and melodic textures that drift toward the progressive, she builds narratives that evolve steadily, drawing the dancefloor into immersive states of tension and release that feel dreamy and a touch surreal.

Detsember tähendab paljude jaoks piparkooke, vahuveini ja jõulutulesid. Aga neile, kes armastavad sarkasmi, säravat sõnakasutust ja Eesti parimat popmuusikat, tähendab detsember midagi enamat – Vaiko Epliku ja tema ansambel Eliidi iga-aastast kontserti Uues Laines.
🌟 Vaiko Eplik on Eesti muusikaalkeemik.
Laulja, produtsent, visionäär, perfektsionist – Eplikut ei saa ega tohigi liialt lahterdada. Ta on helilooja, kes suudab kirjutada loo, mis jääb kummitama veel kaua pärast seda, kui päev on läbi ja playlist ammu vahetunud.
Tema viimane album „Lähen müüjaks” seob luule ja muusika sõlme, millest ei pääse lihtsalt lahti. Eplik interpreteerib Betti Alveri tekste nii, et need kõlavad sama aktuaalsena kui ERR-i uudistesaade – surm, vaesus ja eksistentsiaalne väsimus on tagasi popmuusika esireas. Mõnes loos kõlab ta vihaselt ja muserdatult nagu Modest Mouse varajastel aastatel, teistes petab kuulaja ära mažoorse meloodiaga, mis sobiks justkui piknikule, kuni avastad, et tantsid tegelikult laibakandmise saatel.
Ja Eliit?
Vaiko kõrval jälle täies koosseisus.
5. detsembril ei tähista me lihtsalt kontserti. Me tähistame sõna ja heli kohtumist, absurdi ja ilu liitu, elu ja surma tantsu.
Tule !
🕰 Uksed: 19:00
🎟 Piletid Fienta
📍 Vana-Kalamaja 1, Tallinn
Õhtut toetab Muusikalinn Tallinn

Friday, 11. December
Laine Klubiöö: State OFFF (NL/ZW)
State OFFF, Zimbabwe-born and Amsterdam-based, has been igniting dancefloors worldwide with his bold productions and high-energy sets, earning a spot on Mixmag’s "Top 25 Artists to Watch in 2025."
His journey began with GQOM TODAY (2022), a debut EP that showcased his forward-thinking approach to Gqom. In 2024, State OFFF cemented his reputation with Simulacra and The Offering, two standout releases blending Gqom, Baile Funk, and other global sounds, alongside EDITSSS, his viral remix series that seamlessly reworks pop, R&B, and hip hop for the club. These projects have racked up millions of views and critical acclaim, positioning him as one of the most innovative producers of the moment.
As a DJ, State OFFF’s command of the dancefloor is unrivaled. From residencies at Amsterdam’s Parallel to landmark venues like Berlin’s Tresor, London’s Ormside Projects, and Brussels’ C12, his performances are immersive and electrifying. In 2024, he joined Jyoty’s We’ve Been Here Before tour, delivering an unforgettable set at Edinburgh’s Liquid Room. His festival appearances at Lente Kabinet, Listen Festival, Nyege Nyege, and three consecutive years at Amsterdam Dance Event (ADE) further solidify his reputation as a must-see act.
With continued support from platforms like BBC 1Xtra, Rinse FM, NTS, and Kiosk Radio, State OFFF has become a movement unto himself. As 2025 unfolds, expect his unstoppable rise to continue, sending shockwaves across the global scene and securing his status as a true pioneer.
https://stateofff.bandcamp.com/

BAR BRAWL: ARMWRESTLING EDITION VOL. 2
Valmistu järjekordseks õhtuks, kus jõud, tehnika ja ego kohtuvad laua taga! Bar Brawl tuleb tagasi veel võimsamalt – ees ootavad tulised käesurumise lahingud, kõva atmosfäär ja tegijad, kes panevad kõik lauale!
Õhtu naelad:
– 6 SUPERMATCHI kogenud käesurujate vahel, sealhulgas 2 maailmameistrit
– OPEN-kategooria võistlus meestele ja naistele – võistelda saab ainult vasaku käega. Registreerimine kohapeal. Osavõtu tasu 5 eur.
– Pingeline atmosfäär, head joogid ja vali kaasaelamine!
Olgu sa pealtvaataja või võistleja – see on õhtu, kus laud ei valeta ja iga matš võib pakkuda üllatusi!
Asukoht: Uus-Laine, Vana-Kalamaja tn 1
Kuupäev: 02.01.2027
Kellaaeg: 20:00
Järjest anname infot toimuvate supermatchide osaliste kohta.
Võta sõbrad kaasa, tule ela omadele kaasa või astu ise laua taha ja näita, milleks su käsi võimeline on!
BAR BRAWL VOL. 2 – näeme laua ääres!

Amsterdam-based DJ and producer T.NO blends his Surinamese roots with global club influences, crafting a distinctive sound driven by rhythm and energy.
Drawing from styles such as gqom, grime, kawina, bubbling, kuduro, and funk carioca, his sets and productions combine raw percussion with deep bass and dynamic flow. With releases on labels including Club Djembe and re:lax, T.NO is quickly establishing himself as one of Amsterdam’s most promising new talents. This rise has been picked up by DJ Mag recently, who tagged him as one of the artists to watch for 2026.
Expect a percussive storm of raw drums, deep bass, and mind-bending rhythms into a sound that’s unmistakably his own. Drawing from his multicultural background, T.NO infuses his productions with global influences, creating tracks that are both energetic and immersive. When behind the decks, he delivers a unique, high-force sound designed to move bodies and minds.
https://tdotno.bandcamp.com/

This is not a drill,
AHADADREAM soon in Tallinn!
With unflagging energy and passion, the London-based artist manages various facets of his creative self, predominantly as a DJ and producer, but also A&R, label-head, event director, and now as one of the leading tastemakers in the UK club scene.
https://ra.co/podcast/825
Ahadadream’s music is pure percussive energy; club belters full of skittish drum rolls. With menacing, coiled energy waiting to be unfurled, his unique, drum-focused production draws influence from sounds across the UK, his homeland of Pakistan, the African Diaspora and beyond. Ahadadream’s club weapons have become set staples for Peggy Gou, Fred Again, Four Tet, Skrillex, Dixon, Jamie XX, Bonobo, Laurent Garnier, VTSS and Ben UFO, and his edits have beenco-signed by pop royalty such as Rosalía.